fuck prayer

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.

I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017

thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".

man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!

by badword666 October 25, 2020

Friendship prayer

A hilarious chain email

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.

by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004

Thoughts and prayers

A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.

I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.

Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

prayer noob

A term used by pkers in the online game runescape when the person they are fighting puts on a protect prayer.

PKer A: Omg you prayer noob rofl
PKer B: riiiggghhhtttt....

by Gulable monk April 14, 2005

thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.

Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."

by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020