As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 18, 2017
"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
by badword666 October 25, 2020
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.
by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004
A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.
I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
A term used by pkers in the online game runescape when the person they are fighting puts on a protect prayer.
by Gulable monk April 14, 2005
a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.
Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"
RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020