Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

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The Pink Panther Effect

A strange phenomenon in which the following occurs:-

Man A: Boy the road sure is clear today
I believe I shall cross it
*A huge line of cars suddenly appears from no-where and starts to drive in front of the man*
-3 hours later-
Man A: I am still waiting for the right moment to cross the road safely.

Taken from a particular Pink Panther episode where the panther puts his toe on the road and cars appear from nowhere

Oh man, I was trying to cross the road but the Pink Panther Effect stopped me

by Zicks April 23, 2006

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the pink hole

when you're dearest friend starts to see a new girl, and you start to see less and less of him, as he disappears into her warm, yet, and his pink vagina. hense the pink hole. very similar to a black hole.

Jackson: Man ever since Jake got a girlfriend we've been seeing less and less of him, I can't remember the last time I saw him..
Brandon: That's because he entered the pink hole...

by Steve Soip April 25, 2015