A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
Shark Olympics
by quartz89_alt February 08, 2022
The process of staying up way to late to watch the Olympics. The redness and swelling in your eyes the morning after you didnt get any sleep.
Man Sam, I swaer your Olympic Eyes are bulging! What, did you stay up all night again watching the Olympics?
by Eric Dean August 26, 2008
A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"
Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
by Steven Sinski February 07, 2014
The coon olympics has two different times of the year for sporting.. NBA All-Star weekend and time of album promotion (Times May Vary) This is a very special time of the year were the local negros band together to do shootout practices and smoking scrimmages. You win the coon olympics by smoking the most packs (killing someone) The Mecca of the annual coon Olympics is the American Third World country city: Chiraq
by Merciless_M November 14, 2019
From writer/director, Winnifred Jong, 'Oppression Olympics' is the race to identify as many marginalities as possible in order to win the fight for the few diverse quota positions.
From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 202, Sammie declares, "I just medalled in the Oppression Olympics."
by Roundstone April 11, 2023
by Upsidedown cactus October 24, 2016
A female's ass in the olympic's which is not spectacular under normal circumstances, but due to the jumping, running and bathing suits form a cataclysmic piece of beautiful booty.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just got a huge boner while watching the olympics with my grandparents!"
Friend 2: "What the FuCK?!?"
Friend 1: "Nah man its all that olympic ass in the high jump!"
Friend 2: "What the FuCK?!?"
Friend 1: "Nah man its all that olympic ass in the high jump!"
by Captain Urbundred August 20, 2008