Neapolitan Kiss

After performing analingus on each other, a man goes down on a woman who is menstruating. At the same time, the woman Performs fellatio on the man. After the male ejaculated, the couple meets for a kiss.

"Did you hear about Josh and Darcy did a Neapolitan Kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"

by Notthebohb December 14, 2020

Neapolitan Smoothie

When you go from anal and nut in her pussy making a mix of white, brown and pink.

That girl was so wild last night she told me to neapolitan smoothie her.

by Outonthetown69 April 19, 2022

neapolitan

A mixture of ecstasy (pink), heroin (brown), and cocaine (white) in a single line designed to fuck the brains out of any individual brave or stupid enough to undergo such an endeavor.

Named after its resemblance to the famous ice-cream flavor.

A: Yo bro, down to get fucked tonight?
B: Yeah, I'm thinking of bumping a neapolitan.

A: Holy fuck fam!

by inundated March 25, 2018

Neapolitan

When You have sex with a Black Woman and you Cream-Pie her. The artistic image of the freshly Cream-Pied vagina is.

I got there before the Clinter, so I had sex with his Beautiful Black Wife and gave her a Neapolitan.

by BigDaddyDL August 15, 2025

Neapolitan

This is a 3 part act where you need to cum in a girls mouth (white) punch her in the nose (red) and then wipe shit on her forehead (brown) which creates the same colours of a Neapolitan ice cream

"Totally did the Neapolitan to a girl last night turns out she loved it"

by Mitchy and J July 31, 2018

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022