Cock Hulk

Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.

COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"

REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET

by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012

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HULK ANGRY

The action of extreme anger within a person. This anger results in the transformation into the infamous Hulk.

*Throws object*
Kosta: "Sorry i got hulk angry"

by shordymagnet69 January 31, 2019

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incredible hulk

Better known to us veterans as the
"One cup Fuck up"
One part hypnotiq
One part Hennessy
When mixed properly will turn hulk green

The "block and fall" of the new millenium. Drink a cup, walk a block...and fall

by MARCJON78 September 08, 2003

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Hulking Up

A sudden burst of strenght and invinceablility. Made famous by the god of wrestling, "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan.

"By God, he's Hulking up" Jim Ross said, "Hulk Hogan has hulked up against the Rock!"

by Slicky Tricky Damon February 26, 2005

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hulk out

To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction. After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.

"It all happened so fast... the Broncos ran in their fifth touchdown and he just Hulked out. I hope he's going to pay for a new TV. And window."

by marcata August 14, 2003

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