Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole
by Jamal Iverson March 16, 2017
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Get the Sandy Garrison mug.A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
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by Yaboi5790 December 9, 2021
Get the Dirty Garrison mug.A tradition among the gay community that certain slurs, ordinarily offensive, are more acceptable when used among gay men themselves, named after the South Park character Herbert Garrison.
Jimbo: "Well that's not fair, I should be able to say fag."
Randy Marsh: "Hey, you didn't get bleeped."
Jimbo: "Uh-oh."
Mr. Garrison: "Well well well, guess we learned something new about you, Jimbo, you freaking fag. You want to make out or something?"
Some other dude at the bar, likely: "Today I learned about the Mr. Garrison Rule."
Randy Marsh: "Hey, you didn't get bleeped."
Jimbo: "Uh-oh."
Mr. Garrison: "Well well well, guess we learned something new about you, Jimbo, you freaking fag. You want to make out or something?"
Some other dude at the bar, likely: "Today I learned about the Mr. Garrison Rule."
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