A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
Get the tanner garrisonmug. Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole
by Jamal Iverson March 16, 2017
Get the Garrisonmug. by anonymous November 8, 2022
Get the Charlotte Garrisonmug. From indie thriller to nuclear thriller, Macon's Lloyd Garrison is at the heart of the atomic decision, wild right?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes
Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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