Swanson

by DarthVader3itch April 22, 2020
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Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.
How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.
by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020
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Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.
Mac Swanson is so fucking hot
by Qutie man big man March 04, 2021
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sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.
Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.
by Zày December 14, 2017
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Yo boy swanson

The owner of Sonali's curry pot. He raised Jeshuran and Joshuran by himself and is a professional gamer. He loves eggrolls like Joshuran does and likes the weapon "China lake"
Yo boy swanson here
by jails April 20, 2013
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maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world
person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
by T. Koulentes November 15, 2021
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Cindy Swanson

When you get your Master's Degree in Iowa City, if you know what I mean.
I may be older, but I did get a Cindy Swanson. *wink wink*
by brownbikini October 27, 2017
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