You suck at life.

The ultimate come back.

Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.

by Gummby November 14, 2004

you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004

You suck at nintendo

when someone sucks really bad at any video game or monitor related device. The term is insulting because no matter what game you will be playing, you suck at the longest lasting original gaming system, nintendo

"dude i got game over on final fantasy again!" (ps2 game)

"dude its just cuz you really suck at nintendo!"

"wtf?"

by 3.1415 May 13, 2005

You Suck Gay

When losing during a friendly game of pool, or simply billiards, the appropriate phrase to say to your opponent is "You Suck Gay". The word is also appropriate to use when losing at any type of event or activity, but particularly in billiards.

Lonnie: Robin, I'm beating you so bad!
Robin: Lonnie, YOU SUCK GAY!

by Hefron February 11, 2008

You Suck At Cooking

the only man who knows how to properly use a wang-jangler, and the only man who could ever steal my heart 🥵😩

person 1- you suck at cooking is so hot right 🥵
person 2- yeah 😩👹

by simpforbiss June 19, 2021

you suck ass

something rude people say to their friends bc they think they’re funny but they aren’t 😁.

“you suck ass at 8ball” - a bitch
“that’s rude” - an innocent soul

by ya.mama.loves.me February 18, 2023

life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

by broken down March 6, 2007