Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.
When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.
by C- bass September 11, 2007
by anodenzyme August 19, 2006
The act of mutually groping another person. Generally more on the pg-13 side of things, but can also be used to describe more overtly sexual gropings.
by Banana42 April 18, 2010
The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 23, 2022
A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.
by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017
by Big Grundy December 23, 2013
Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.
by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006