log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.

That guy looks like a log squish

by Cobenhagen January 4, 2018

Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

squish and roll

creepy movie preachers that cary a gun and are all edgy and has sex with all the female congregation meaning losing your virginity

she is going to lose her virginity if they are doing the ole squish and roll

by da_rat_skayler September 23, 2019

Squish A Bish Day

If you have a friend/enemy that’s a real bish, it’s your lucky day to squish them! Mark your calendar; November 24!

Jim: “have you seen Jonah today?”
John: “no why?”
Jim: “it’s national squish a bish day!”

by TheMuffinFullOfBeans November 19, 2019

Squish

a platonic crush :)

I have a squish on my friend Alissa.

by kandysquidd September 21, 2023

squish test

When your gf allows U to squeeze certain parts of her to check if they are good pillows

"Yes U can do a squish test on my boobs"

by Marigol September 28, 2023