An incorrect spelling of Britney Spears.
by kinsmed July 10, 2004
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
by Mykie G April 09, 2010
A sexual position where the man strips naked with the woman facing him or facing away from him (depending on preference) and sprints and leaps into the woman.
Dude! Last night my girlfriend and I tried to Roman spear like nine times. She has bruises all over her body!
by wmsugarloaf August 02, 2009
Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.
Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.
Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.
Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
by john to the b February 08, 2008
by Nirvanalova July 18, 2005
A slang term for someone who exhibits behavior like Britney Spears when she was in her 'walking into a bathroom without shoes' and 'leaving baby to bounce around in the car' - stage.
by miiiiiim~ August 29, 2009
A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.
Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.
by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015