Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni
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Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".
A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."
by ushelease September 18, 2023
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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay
"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"
by I love Pey December 25, 2024
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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Small penis

Yours
“You have a small penis
by Bigpenisman42069 September 20, 2021
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