Simon 

very chill guy

Karen: I called the police on him but he didn't care
Random Guy: thats because his name is Simon

Simon by your average asian June 29, 2023

simon 

A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.

"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.

simon by Simon Hayes Harvey July 26, 2006

Simon 

Can mean:

1 Yes
2 OK
3 or Agreement

1 Ey vato, did you see that firme hyna?
Simon carnale.

2 Ey vato, go get me a pisto, yea?
Simon carnale.

3 Ey vato, that busters from another neighborhood, lets get him!
Simon carnale.

Simon by 1Casper3 January 24, 2009

Simon 

He loves butts!!!!!

Simon ur such a idiot

Simon by Ugly kojon November 30, 2017

simon 

very sexy. full on sexy mode. almost competition for aidan's sexiness.

simon i will fuck u lol

simon by ppurdad November 5, 2019

Simon 

Simon is a real fuckboy

Woah that simon will fuck with a lot of girls life's

Simon by Jollywhyhelp March 14, 2015

Simon 

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing

Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?

Simon by HotLeek November 10, 2017