Slavery simulator is a simulation of owning a slave in the “good days”
Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death
Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
A huge ribbed vibrator with a wee clitty massager girls (or men) occasionally use to have the simulated experience of a sexual encounter with a legendary well hung hairy munchkin
Emily: Might treat myself to a gilly simulator tonight
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time
by LadyHands89 June 07, 2020
Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
by GaPeach007 May 04, 2019
by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020
A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.
Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.
by Philosoraptor1969 October 15, 2021
Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.
by Game mode 0 July 24, 2018