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Schrodinger's Whiteness

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
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Schrodinger's Cock

When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.
The person i met in a chat room the other day has a serious case of Schrodinger's Cock
by thundercant November 27, 2014
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Schrodinger's Cock

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.
Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.
by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017
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Schrodinger's Bitch

One that will make threats for no reason, except for personal entertainment, only to say they were only joking if the other person takes it seriously
Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
by MagicSugar33 June 13, 2020
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Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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schrodinger's spoiler

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.
Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020
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Schrodinger's Preetika

In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.
Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.
by Shreep April 13, 2022
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