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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Destiny Schleicher

The skankiest “barbie wannabe” all of Erie, PA has seen who’s boyfriend doesn’t love her enough to stop fucking his ex. There are lots of good plastic surgeons your daddy can afford to fix that nasty nose.
“Hey have you hit Destiny Schleicher bro? Worst time ever.”

Nah man, I got respect for myself.”
by hkalicnejwnw January 31, 2020
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Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened
by Vombat May 2, 2020
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Bulfen schleefen

The land that the RCC wanted, was also in possession of bishops (1425 A.D.)
I Visited Bulfen Schleefen Last Year
by Daddy Atticus February 15, 2023
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