Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.

I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one

by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023

alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

Sardine

A sardine (sard) is a Cat.

It is commonly said in Havok hic slang

Well look at that dang ol' cute lil sardine o're there!!

by KiddThaOpossum April 11, 2022

Sussy Sardine

When 3 guys are laying in one twin sized bed😏

Me and the boys are sussy Sardines

by Bigfaddy April 19, 2022

sardine dick

When your dick is soft and hard at the same time. Usually after sexual intercourse. Also could be known as "sard" for short.

When I went for round 2, I had to pipe my girl with my awkward flaccid "sardine dick."

by Deffscriber June 12, 2016

salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it

Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine

by Gwe July 31, 2022

Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 13, 2021