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stream rider 

Somebody who lives their life doing everything they see in the mainstream media. Whether it's tanning and shacking up like the people on Jersey Shore or Facebooking tweets and Tweeting Facebook posts, these people live inside the box.

Stream riders are often given this title by morose, ill-mannered hipsters who refuse to "conform to society's norms", while ironically they all wear the same type of shirt found at a shirt swap making 80's era references, smoking constantly and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and living off their parents' money, contributing nothing to society.
Female Stream Rider: Hey girl, you totally gotta check the new J Biebs single!

Female Hipster: You are such a stream rider. I gotta blog about this while taking numerous pictures of myself with my Polaroid.
stream rider by McDougles February 27, 2011
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Shotgun rider 

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.
Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."

Spine Rider 

One who commits Sodomy, see also "Ride your spine".
Spine Rider by Brynmore March 31, 2008

Storm Rider 

The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.
Here comes the Storm rider we may have hope.... pray we listen...
Storm Rider by Lyrique November 18, 2017

Sunset Rider

A white female whom only has sex with light-skin black males.

Not to be confused with a "Night Rider".
This girl only fucks light-skin niggas, she's a total Sunset rider.
Sunset Rider by Lil AMP March 13, 2018

Kiss a scooter rider day 

On February 11 kiss a scooter rider, girls this is your day to kiss a scooter rider
Kiss a scooter rider day by W2ws February 11, 2022

chocolate speedway rider 

crude reference to anal sex, commonly used to insult gay people

similar to arse bandit & fudge packer
'he who rides the chocolate speedway'
chocolate speedway rider by cunt0r December 17, 2003