Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes

Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.

by Drjerkle September 22, 2009

Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.

Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.

by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011

Pumper Slug

A real firefighter. The only kind that ride Pumpers (engines) and put out the fires. Not a truckie.

Have you ever seen a truckie actually put out a fire? No, because that's the pumper slugs job. The truckies just stand around flexing for the camera.

by The hoseman July 28, 2011

pumper dumper

One who pumps and dumps.

WHAT?! JAKE IS A PUMPER DUMPER?!

by Fredrick Delmar March 27, 2020

Pumperwinkle

An object that hangs on or near the pumpernickel. Usually used in bed for sexual pleasure from uncles. Mostly uncles with common and cringe names such as Kenny.

Oh daddy, don't let your pumperwinkle go in that far.

by therealunclekenny April 3, 2023

Party Pumper

A person who brings hype and enthusiasm to a party, who helps break the ice so partygoers have a good time.

My university's student newspaper always had wanted ads for 'party pumpers' to work at bar/bat mitzvahs getting the kids dancing and enjoying themselves.

by sallyhousecoat February 10, 2012

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012