a puddy tat is also known as a vag-clap, or a cooter-booter
by matt sandvaj May 03, 2005
The tip of your cocky is called your pud. Wall puddy is when you run into a wall with a boner and it just flattens your pud, thus, making it look like a wall.
SHIT MAN! I just ran into a wall and hurt my dick. (looks down pants) OH MY GOD! I HAVE WALL PUDDY!
AYYO!
AYYO!
by Max Vineyard March 06, 2004
by GiNgErMoNsTa October 29, 2015
A stanky yellowed pitted fungus-infected toenail. Often accompanying a severe case of athletes foot.
Teacher: "Hi Olivia. Is this your dad?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
by Captain Puddie Toe March 17, 2011
bob had track practice one day and he noticed he was very sweaty. so he went to the bathroom to take a dump. before he sat down he noticed his balls where just hanging down. i cover his balls with his hands and they seep through his fingers. hence the word Puddy Balls
by pablo williams April 15, 2011
by DR. FUCK YOU April 09, 2011
by Paul Seagraves November 09, 2007