USS Porter DDG-78 is a rustbucket shithole of a US Navy vessel that is currently homeported in Norfolk, Va. Is known for having a corrupt chain of command, rampant fraternization, more broken equipment than working equipment, and an extremely low level of morale. If you ever see this ship, feel sorry for those who are stationed there, and thank God that you are not.
by former member of USS Porter July 16, 2010
Get the USS Portermug. Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....
by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020
Get the Porter Knobmug. A prominent private prep school in Charleston, South Carolina. It is know for it's extensive number of famous alumni.
by CPHOIRGTSETREGRAUD May 26, 2010
Get the Porter-Gaudmug. a prestigious, exclusive, liberal-yet-traditional classic new england, all-girls boarding school in connecticut. famous alumnis include jackie kennedy and lilly pulitzer. has a terrific pedigree; a solid reputation for turning out polished, smart, and capable girls, and yes, there are preps, but you can find them at any school, and at least they're the real deal.
MPS is the best of all the all-girls schools. thats a fact everyone agrees on, yes better than emma willard or ethel walker. it has a reputation of educating some of the elite young women on the east coast.
MPS is the best of all the all-girls schools. thats a fact everyone agrees on, yes better than emma willard or ethel walker. it has a reputation of educating some of the elite young women on the east coast.
"she goes to miss porter's school"
"that's a very fine insitution"
"yes, she really enjoys it there"
"that's a very fine insitution"
"yes, she really enjoys it there"
by tinsel October 15, 2006
Get the miss porter'smug. The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.
A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."
B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."
B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 5, 2004
Get the kitchen portermug. by vandea September 2, 2009
Get the ashlee portermug. A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area
by Zxtr1ckshotsxz June 13, 2016
Get the tom portermug.