Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017

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Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011

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poochie-outtie

Any object that protrudes or sticks out where it shouldn't, looks weird, or where it is inconvenient. To extend outward beyond a usual point.

Omigod, look at the belly on that dude...what a poochie-outtie he's got goin' on there! Eeeww!

by Lindsey September 16, 2006

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Poochie

A total fuck tard.... a wanna be gangster

"LOL look at that guy hes a total poochie"

by Sean&JeriHayes April 23, 2013

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Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

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