When a guy goes out with the full intention of finding girls with muffin tops and making out with, or sleeping with them.
by Dubble D August 3, 2007
Get the pastry shoppingmug. A commonly known physical object that resembles a dish made of some humanly volatile substance of decaying organic composition more commonly referred to as the common dish used for baking commonly known substances of a particular substancial manner of digestion by your internal organ system of the platypus.
by Platypus headquarters April 10, 2009
Get the pastry dishmug. by The Evzz August 25, 2017
Get the Pastry Passagemug. when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry
by RmfB October 7, 2009
Get the toaster pastrymug. by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007
Get the Puff Pastrymug. A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.
There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.
Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011
Get the Napolitano Pastrymug.