Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 21, 2010
Val witnessed Brandon and Steph have parking lot sex after school and she was so disgusted by the X-rated things they did that she told everyone about it.
by HMMMMMMM March 18, 2004
Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.
by TAZ73 November 22, 2014
ONE WHO ARRIVES TO WORK EARLY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE MOST DESIRABLE PARKING SPACE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS IT.
by CLASSIC FORD September 22, 2008
John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"
by Jonathon Barbrady September 25, 2010
by MB April 29, 2003
The home of many homeless Detroitians in your friendly neighborhood. :) Say hello to them, especially if they have a gun. :):)
Gabe: Yo, I've always wanted to visit a detroit parking lot.
Sensible person: Fuck no, dude. That shit is crazy filled with gun-wielding nig nogs.
Sensible person: Fuck no, dude. That shit is crazy filled with gun-wielding nig nogs.
by nignog21 September 07, 2017