The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
by Squeem puncher August 07, 2021
When one’s cock ejects Lard in a woman’s vag thus making her shortcake look like a pastry packet full of man jizz
by Gooterboy69 January 18, 2022
Pet name for packet sniffing software like Wireshark or TCPDump by network professionals. Because it allows them to view raw packet data; which can often yield a packet high.
I had to pull out the trusty old packet bong last night while I was troubleshooting the network latency.
by netguy101 January 07, 2011
by Ve330 June 23, 2013
by Ridz123 May 27, 2018
It's called sauce packet when a woman performs the female version of tea bagging and if they are on their period it is called ketchup packet
by Jesterfox November 24, 2014
'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008