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mexican olympics

The Mexican Olympics are usually taken place at, or near, the borderline between the United Staes and Mexico. Events include Swimming, Long Jump, High Dive, and Sprinting. All who participate either end up shot, or usually end up living in the USA for at least 3-5 years before being deported.
"Jose and Juan are going to the Mexican Olympics today" - enrique

"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique
by teh pwnzor June 22, 2008
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Olympic Eye

The process of staying up way to late to watch the Olympics. The redness and swelling in your eyes the morning after you didnt get any sleep.
Man Sam, I swaer your Olympic Eyes are bulging! What, did you stay up all night again watching the Olympics?
by Eric Dean October 16, 2008
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olympic boner

A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"
Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014
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Olympic hucking

The act of retracting your head like a turtle and lifting one of your slightly bent legs
After Olympic hucking for a long time my neck starts hurting
by Upsidedown cactus October 24, 2016
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Olympic Skating Rink

The place were all the middle schoolers and high schoolers that go to East Pennsboro Area School District go on the weekends to skate and do drugs and smoke weed in the bathroom. 2 out of every 10 kids there are gay or lesbian/bi. It’s full of f boys and sluts, some kids that go there are nice and chill and just want to have a good time, but most of the kids just go there to do drugs or have sex in the bathroom. Sometimes there will be fights, sometimes multiple in one night and the cops sometimes come and just sit there and practically do nothing. About 50% of the teenagers that got just go to hangout and do drugs and other bad and illegal.
“Bro, I went with John to the Olympic Skating Rink last Saturday and we smoked some pot”
Fuck yeah bro, last Saturday I went there and railed Stacy in the bathroom
by IEatPuzzy January 22, 2021
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coon olympics

The coon olympics has two different times of the year for sporting.. NBA All-Star weekend and time of album promotion (Times May Vary) This is a very special time of the year were the local negros band together to do shootout practices and smoking scrimmages. You win the coon olympics by smoking the most packs (killing someone) The Mecca of the annual coon Olympics is the American Third World country city: Chiraq
It’s NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND! Time to start smoking niggas for the annual coon olympics on GD
by Merciless_M November 14, 2019
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Shark Olympics

A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022
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