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Noob

Generally, a word losers toss around on the internet/gaming networks in a cowardly fashion to boost their feeble self esteem.
dude this 25o pound asshole just called me a noob on Black Ops.
by pantsbaskets wofoky December 23, 2010
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cantongirth, your a god damn noob. lmbe your a god damn noob too. lets have a 1v1. rocket launcher whore.
by lmbe November 9, 2010
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Noob is an elite word used by only the most EPICEST of epic gamers. Pfffff, you said noob? Yeah right, you can't even use it properly!
hey noob! ur ugly and fat
by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018
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1.someone that lacks the essentials for doing a task, most commonly used for playing video games.2. a person that talks alot of shit even though they suck balls at it
guy 1: dude i'll freaking kick ur ass in C.O.D 4 be-ach!
guy 2: ok, let's see then ya retarded mofo.
... AFTER THE GAME
guy 1: stfu you loser, you are a freaking hacker bitch, theres no way you could have won
guy 2: really, 75 kills to 12 kills? dude you suck balls, freaking noobs these days gosh!
by modern warfare 2, please April 11, 2009
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old and forgotten military term for "new blood" or a new soldier who lacks expiriece and skills.

now-a-days used by videogame nerds to insult people of lower levels/ranks.(none of the people i hear using it know what it means or its origin)

this was told to me by a waar veteran (my great grandfather) before he passed away.
-hey captain! whose the noob?

-that would be pvt.jones!
by ChebaccaChupacabra November 19, 2009
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aka-noobie
someone who is new to a game, or website, online game, or something.
lets go mess with the weak little noobs
by paris243545678687453 August 27, 2006
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Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.
"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."
by RedScourge December 16, 2004
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