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what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
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brand new sentence

brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.
tony: "wyh wiold yin dup tauh"
timmy:"brand new sentence right there"
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