Mississippi Riverboat

Much like the motorboat, except you take a runny shit on the woman's chest first. You then proceed to motorboat her, and every few seconds you lift your head up and yell "Mark Twain!"
Shari wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer, but I gave her an extra treat when when I gave her a Mississippi Riverboat instead!
by Crablouse April 22, 2009
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Mississippi Whisper

While performing oral sex on your partner you spread their asscheeks apart to tongue punch their fart box they proceed to fart in your face.
Trent was going down on Laura the other night and she totally gave him the Mississippi Whisper.
by mayfnutter July 05, 2020
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Mississippi Twister

A drink concoction often containing alchohol or a mix of soda that is secretly stirred with a penis and then given to an unsuspecting victim.
Man, that's gonna hit him like a Mississippi Twister.
by Murdah Sammich March 15, 2009
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mississippi dandy

when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......
yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister
by friend of friends March 24, 2003
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Mississippi Hippie

Mississippi is the “hospitality state” and their #1 industry is agriculture. So many Mississippians are extremely friendly (thinks of others before themselves) and are very country.
She knows how to work cattle, hunt, smokes pot, and is socially liberal.... definitely a Mississippi Hippie.
by outlawshiit July 07, 2020
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July in Mississippi

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "
WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!
by keep!+honest July 26, 2016
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mississippi missle

when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.
The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.
by vajojay1 March 17, 2010
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