Middletown, MD

A shitty town in the middle of bumfuck Maryland. The center of vanilla valley, as black people do not exist here. Filled with country racist and motherfuckers this place is a portal to hell. The best thing here is leaving.

Racist 1- “hell yeah middletown, md is white as snow”

Racist 2- “I hate my wife!”

by Imlonelykillmeplez March 15, 2021

Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023