melted

mental-gone a tad bit mad

have u melted? melted in the brain?

by mani August 4, 2003

Melted

Bummer; what a waste; sucks to be you

Mary: I booked cinema tickets for tomorrow and now we don't have a day off school then!
John: Melted

by Mick O Morrissey December 5, 2009

Melt

To beat badly,
A threat of physical violence,
Can be used as a substitute for 0wn

Other Spellings:
m3l7
/\/\317

The word was first given this meaning by Mr D.M. Brown, and Mr D.W. Brown in early 2007.

'Shut ya mouth, or I'll Melt ya!'
'ZOMG did you see that rogue m3l7 that paladin?'
'Liverpool got absolutely melted 6-1'

by dmb dwb January 16, 2007

melts

Attractive females/males

Me and my boys went to the football game to check out melts.

by reysa09 November 13, 2009

Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022