machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016

dick lurking

Creeping around pubic places trying to give out some dick

Ew, I think that creepy dude on the bench over there is dick lurking.

by DocDooBoo May 14, 2022

Power Lurking

Entering a livestream and telling the others that you're going to lurk, but joining the same game session as the streamer.

Happens in games that use simple codes to join servers, like Jackbox Party Pack games.

"Yeah, he was totally Power Lurking in that game of Quiplash."

by TrashMarine August 17, 2023

w'lurking

Lurking at work, unable to fully participate in the online conversation.

"Sorry, I'm w'lurking. We can talk later."

by JuanDumPhuck February 14, 2024

Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not (Manas).

As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.

by Stinky MP September 15, 2025

Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not.

As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.

by Stinky MP September 15, 2025