Longjohn

When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it.

Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now they are getting divorced.

by coffeechris2k January 11, 2009

longjohns

Long underpants worn in the cold to keep the legs warm.

I'm wearing longjohns because it's snowing.

by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 7, 2018