Lazer

It's just the Lazer way. Give it a squeeze, let it sink in said mom.

Learn to plow by feeling the moist earth, it's a Lazer quality.

by Googedigul June 23, 2022

LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021

Lazer

A Bill Wurtz meme by himself, used in my REDACTED.

I got shot by a huge lazer on my REDACTED.

by byei’m steve August 22, 2022

Lazer

Beam of light from a pen

My skeet shot out like a lazer LOL

by Popoopopoo April 25, 2019

Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred February 28, 2011

Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

lazer stare

When you look at someone or something intensely with your eyes wide open looking crazy with a tilted head.

Stop giving me the lazer stare it is creeping me out!

by Lazercorn fan March 27, 2016