Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped

damn look at her Lazer Tits

by Brielle & Sara June 6, 2011

lazer dics

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.

This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics

by jht666 February 21, 2009

Lazer

Beam of light from a pen

My skeet shot out like a lazer LOL

by Popoopopoo April 24, 2019

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

lazer stare

When you look at someone or something intensely with your eyes wide open looking crazy with a tilted head.

Stop giving me the lazer stare it is creeping me out!

by Lazercorn fan July 7, 2016

cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.

Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.

by Jabathahut May 14, 2016

LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021