Jen Lancaster is the absolutely freakin' hysterical author of four books in the new fancy chick-lit memoir genre. Jen is also the patron saint of the infamous Seattle-based Bad Kitty Book Club.
Bad Kitty Book Club fashionistas could barely contain their excitement for Jen Lancaster's fourth book "Pretty in Plaid."
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A manipulative cum bucket that preys on "friends" with her constant sob stories for attention and waits until they are at their most vulnerable point in life. This soul sucking junkie will then convince their victim to separate themselves from anything or anyone that brings them joy in their life, while slowly making their lives more miserable each day until they are lucky enough to be able to release themselves from her poisonous grasp.
Friend 1: Did you hear? Amanda K Lancaster has her claws in {Friend} and won't let him see his friends any more.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hear she demands 100% of {Friend}'s attention while claiming she is like one of the guys but demands updates every 5 minutes or he's in the shit!
Friend 2: Yeah, I hear she demands 100% of {Friend}'s attention while claiming she is like one of the guys but demands updates every 5 minutes or he's in the shit!
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He writes all his own lyrics and music.
He sings with an Irish accent
He's just amazing
He writes all his own lyrics and music.
He sings with an Irish accent
He's just amazing
Rock fan #1: Why does Mayday Parade sound like shit after A Lesson In Romantics?
Rock Fan #2: Because Jason Lancaster left. Go listen to Go Radio!
Rock Fan #2: Because Jason Lancaster left. Go listen to Go Radio!
by elliezzzzz December 28, 2011
Get the Jason Lancaster mug.Sophie Lancaster ( November 26th, 1986 – August 24, 2007) was a British woman (22) who was brutally attacked along with her boyfriend, Robert Maltby while walking through Stubby Lee Park in Bacup, Rossendale in Lancashire. As a result of her severe head injuries she went into a coma, never regained consciousness and later died. The attack was made simply because of the clothing they wore. Attackers Brenden Harris 15 and Ryan Herbert 16 were drunk when they stamped on the heads of Sophie and Robert. Their sentence was 18 years in jail. Sophie's mother has created an orginization in her memory called s.o.p.h.i.e which stands for stamp out prejudice hate intolerance everywhere. This is an orginization promoting tolerance and awareness of the hardships and prejudices that members of the Gothic subculture face.
Girl one: "Did you see Jessica mocking that girl?"
Girl two: "Yeah. Let's hope she doesn't become another Sophie Lancaster."
Girl two: "Yeah. Let's hope she doesn't become another Sophie Lancaster."
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So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁
So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁
Mum; (too daughter)well done you’ve got into central Lancaster high school
3 years later
Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school
3 years later
Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school
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