The cheap street maccies in lanny - honestly best place to hang out until you get chucked out (although if you aren't there in a big group it'd dead asf and you'll probably leave in fear of getting clarted ) Ripley, LRGS and LGGS especially enjoy the scatty tables as for the grammar kids especially it's the inky place to meet people of the opposite gender. So many druggies outside tho.
Lancaster mcdonalds: the best place in town
Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds
Yeah wbu
Yeah
Nice
I think I like you , you want fries
Yeah lad
Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds
Yeah wbu
Yeah
Nice
I think I like you , you want fries
Yeah lad
by Mulletpatrol May 23, 2022
Get the Lancaster mcdonaldsmug. A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.
Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
Get the Lancastermug. Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.
P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”
by YungYurp September 1, 2025
Get the Lancaster Faceliftmug. A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.
Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
by ILoveStar April 20, 2017
Get the Lancastermug. When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.
Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
by trrbltrrbl December 4, 2022
Get the Lancaster Lassomug. by WizardOaura January 14, 2024
Get the Lancastermug. "If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020
Get the Mr. Lancastermug.