Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.

1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.

by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009

georgia kemp

A whiner, a moaner, a slug

Georgia kemps such a whining bitch

by Jh1728 September 04, 2015

aaron kemp

definition of rideable.

aaron kemp=yum

by yourmom742 July 12, 2022

Denan Kemp

Denan Kemp, King of the Goosey. A man who provides life to all NRL followers. A man who is soo arousing, others want to be him. He has the best glutes you’ll see and never disappoints on a Saturday.

Ohhhh wowww! That Denan Kemp is the definition of arousal.

by Sogs bruh October 17, 2019

jed kemp

The new kid who literally no one likes.

Mate 1: "Have u heard of the new kid, jed kemp"
Mate 2: "Yep, no one likes him"

by Will Favis October 01, 2019

travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night

I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.

by HRH_BUTLER March 09, 2010

dirty kemp

When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.

Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.

by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022