Kelsey

Someone that enjoys banging a look alike of Fred from Scooby Doo and will do anything for a Scooby snack. Also really short and has a big attitude and is mean to Dakotas for no reason at all
"Kelsey just got out of the mystery machine"
by Dakada May 23, 2019
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kelsey is a funny person. she will always stand up for her friends, and expects the same from her friends. she loves her cats and treats them like people. kelsey is a wild person and always a kid at heart. she loves to poop and does it a lot. usually kelseys are blonde, and gorgeous. she spaces out a lot, but is pretty smart. she has good comebacks and is very strong
kelsey is nice.
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she is one of the nicest and prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She always says she's not pretty but that's not true. She's very spacy and sometimes isn't aware of her surroundings, but it's ok because she many other redeaming qualities and it's funny. She isn't that deep, but because of this she's bubbly and super happy go lucky. Sometimes she has a fuck the world attitude but she's very quick to turn it around. She loves sports, tall, athletic, and is a very moral and good person. If you ever have a kelsey as a sister, friend, girlfriend you're fucking stupid if you let her leave. (Make sure you stay on her good side- she'll forgive you- but the time when you are not forgiven yet sucks. She holds her ground very well.
Are you and kelsey chill?
No
Lol
Why?
She's right there
Oh shit gotta run
by yamaingurl April 14, 2018
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honestly probably the most swaggiest hottest bitch you’ll ever meet :)
look there is kelsey she is so hot
by good_definitions November 14, 2020
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A drunk moose who frequently gets stuck in a tree.
by Non-Drunk Moose October 02, 2011
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a girl that is so hott she makes your eyes melt. has one liners that will keep you laughing for days. when he hair blows in the breeze everyone can't help but stop in thier tracks and stare. is a hard worker and enjoys reading books about Obamas family. likes her windows open all the time, and hates light when she is trying to sleep. she is a dirty hoe that swears up a storm. she also dresses to impress the males. watch out world kelsey is here and taking names!
Woah I met this girl last night at the Ridge...she was so hott my eyes melted!

You must of met a Kelsey.

No, I think I must of had to many jello shots.

Whatever!
by mballer1990 September 21, 2009
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A New Yorker, quiet, smart, cute, about 5'6" in height, with gorgeous red hair, great style, and two of the prettiest blue eyes in the world.
You know that book "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" by Jules Verne?

Ya, why?

He wrote that about me because if Kelsey's league was the surface of the ocean, I'd be 20,000 leagues under the sea!
by fivehours April 15, 2010
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