Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
Get the Dave Jortsmug. adjective- jort
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.
by mr. rogers son-in-law April 1, 2009
Get the [jort]mug. Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021
Get the Jortmug. Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024
Get the struggle jortsmug. by mafialord February 23, 2022
Get the Jortmug. by Ueded April 5, 2024
Get the National Jorts Daymug.