Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Jar Jar Binks

He was basically responsible for Emperor Sideous Palpatine's rise to power because in Episode 2, he actually GAVE Palpatine the supreme power of waging war on any planet that dared to challenge the Republic. Unfortunately, in Episode 3, we will then see Palpatine turning against and crushing the Republic with the help of evil Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. And we can all thank Jar Jar Binks for that.

Too bad we will never get to see Jar Jar Binks die a slow, horrible, and bloody death.

by sarcastic December 5, 2003

Jar Jar Binks

THE most irritating thing to ever walk this and any other galaxy. Speaks in stupid way. Responsible for Anakin Skywalker's path to the dark side. The most hated of all the Star Wars characters. It's very satisfying to blame everything on Jar Jar.

Jar Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Jar Jar Binks: I speck!
Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

Die Jar Jar. Die.

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

jar jar

1. Lacking any common sense

2. Fucking careless

3. See Also: asshat

My roomate can be a real asshat sometimes.

by David Yoo March 29, 2003

jar jar binks

A Star Wars character introduced in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and one of the more irritating pieces of crap to come out of George Lucas' brain. Strongly resembles the tired ethnic stereotypes of African Americans (either intentionally or accidentally).

"Obi-Wan: Jar-Jar, wheres the space ship?

Jar-Jar: Messuh sorry. Mesuh sold it to buy some space-spliff."

-The Simpsons

by kwashia February 3, 2005

jar jar binks

secret sith lord... most powerfull being to live in star wars history... look him up on youtube.... the evidence is all there!!!

jar jar binks: highest up sith lord

by cross1151 December 3, 2016

Jar Licker

Also known as a 'Jade'

This word shall mean, a lesbian or lesbo. Bull dikes are also very widely known of these people.

Look at that Jade, shes a jar licker.

by OhGodHereComesAnyomous January 23, 2010