if you know a person named iris you are so amazing and if you hate her everyone hates you back
neko: iris is annoying and irritating

brasno: no, i think iris is amazing

neko: i hate you

brasno: Your Mom
by jdjsjsjshdjv September 4, 2021
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A girl from a shitty book about knowing when you’re gonna die. Cant remember the name tho. Unfortunately she’s living a lie and actually has died Multiple times. The reasons as to how are as followed

-gonna get run over

-drowning
-almost got shot (multiple times)
-car crash
-suplexed by erik
-zerik come and stabs her with a butter knife

-dies from eating to much
-kills herself with pillow

-drowns in a tub
-fucked by Colton

-Eats to many instruments

-death by stomach
“Hey you hear of that ugly failed abortion spy shit thing girl?”

“Oh you mean iris?”

“Yeah that pair of tits”
by Homob499 February 1, 2022
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iris is the best genshin player youll ever meet she also has a fucking massive cock
omg whos that hottie playing genshin over there

thats iris bae
by kouhrou January 2, 2022
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Irie means the most caring person in the world. Irie is beautiful, the best friend i can ever have, and the nicest girl to step foot on earth. Although shy, she’s the best person to talk to. An irie is the last person you will ever need to meet.
Is that Irie. She’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen
by bdbdbdfvs May 16, 2019
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Irie is one of the most unique people you’ll ever meet. Her laugh and smile will make your day, she was a unique sense of humor that most people either love or hate or just get weirded out by it. Her personality is better than her body but she’s more of a friend to all and has guy friends instead of being flirty or desperate for a boyfriend/girlfriend
Irie: haha look the Moana song is being sun from an old man!

Friend: Hahahahha

Other friend: what the hell...
by Whoops you’re great September 14, 2018
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Iris is both one of the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Both a hoe and an e-girl, Iris has a hard time spending time on things other than social media where she has a 500k snapscore and valorant, where she's hardstuck silver/gold. Somehow shes still smart academically - but she lacks any ounce of brain cells and is one of the slowest people you'll ever meet. Shes also earned the title of gnome, gremlin, and attack midget, which is rightfully deserved as shes 5'2. Due to her status as an e-girl she is in desperate need of touching grass and spending money on things other than nitro and food. Iris also severely lacks something called social interactions and 'friends'. Although Iris is built like a whale, she somehow anways manages to get guys, although shes ass at reciprocating feelings and ends up rejecting them all. She also has issues moving on from them like the socially deprived person she is. Somehow, you're still friends with her.
"Iris is a hoe!"

"You see Iris? She's a down bad Asian, never ever get close to her."

"Who's that short asian chick over there?"
"Bro, that's Iris."
by assatvalorant October 12, 2021
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IRIS is a solo band made by will Ryan or better know as Dagames, IRIS makes metal and rock is first album, heart of an artist is some of the best music I heard in a long time
Me: have you like IRIS
Bob: no

Me: YOU'RE NO LONGER MY FRIEND
by Themcvpro124 March 15, 2019
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