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omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.
“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!
by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023
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injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.
“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023
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sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm
Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."
by Rising Star June 26, 2009
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Injuryed

I have been injuryed all week.
by Nick Danger 78 September 25, 2009
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dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.
A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.
by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013
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testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016
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caoimhphysical injury

karma sutra muscle injury, caused by not strectching or warming up
Dave was embarrased by his caoimhphysical injury to his hamstring, caused by not stretching before trying position 49
by motherucker1 June 25, 2009
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