Freezer Head

When your head is actually exploding from that cold drink you just drank. It numbs your whole body so you can not move or even think. Also it is way more painful then a brain freeze.
K-"Whoa, what is going on with you?"

A-"Freezer Head!"
by ashleybby28 March 09, 2011
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new freezer

When you are a necrophiliac and find a new location to obtain corpses
Billy: This place is picked clean
Scott: There is a new freezer on Main Street

Billy: Awesome, let’s go
by Scaaaaaaaaaaaat November 05, 2017
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Freezer Chick

A hot chick, usually an actress, that you would totally bone after her expiration date.
Cassandra from Wayne's World is my Freezer Chick. I would totally hit that once right now.

- Chris A.
by Ruby Tuesday 916 October 02, 2020
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freezer ping

The ONLY ping worse than rav ping. This ping will persist even after you exit whatever you are doing. People affected with freezer ping may affect their daily activities hindered by this terrible terrible disability.
oh god, oh fuck, i have freezer ping.
by hhhhhhhhhhhh (2) December 30, 2020
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Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.
I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick
by Penguincrip October 18, 2017
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Freezer Game

A game in which any time you open the freezer, for any reason, at any time of the day, you have to take a belt off a bottle of booze in said freezer.

Even if you have to open it once to get a box out, and open it again to put the box back; that's two.

Originally intended to be played with Jaegermeister, to honor the memory of the game's late creator, Dusty.
I was a little drunk in class this today because I had to play the freezer game to get to my breakfast burritos.
by Beach guy January 27, 2017
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Freezer Chicken

Lord Gru's messengers of the freezer. The Holy Freezer Chicken is a disciple of Lord Gru. Long live Lord Gru.
"that is one crunchy freezer chicken"
by bro, be a secure chicken September 08, 2020
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