Freezer Head

When your head is actually exploding from that cold drink you just drank. It numbs your whole body so you can not move or even think. Also it is way more painful then a brain freeze.

K-"Whoa, what is going on with you?"

A-"Freezer Head!"

by ashleybby28 March 9, 2011

new freezer

When you are a necrophiliac and find a new location to obtain corpses

Billy: This place is picked clean
Scott: There is a new freezer on Main Street

Billy: Awesome, let’s go

by Scaaaaaaaaaaaat November 5, 2017

Freezer Helmet

When someone has a huge, bulbous erection in the winter months.

Hey ladies, look at Frank’s freezer helmet!

by Dddeezzzzznuts August 26, 2020

Freezer Chicken

Lord Gru's messengers of the freezer. The Holy Freezer Chicken is a disciple of Lord Gru. Long live Lord Gru.

"that is one crunchy freezer chicken"

by bro, be a secure chicken September 8, 2020

stinky freezer

Blowing cocaine in to ones rectal cavity. Usually with aid from a friend or loved one.

Stevie Nicks destroyed her nasal cavity from years of abuse so she had to resort to the "stinky freezer"

by lurk digler September 20, 2015

freezer rotation

When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer

Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation

by Mcgwicko June 23, 2014

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017