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Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.
Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 12, 2017
mugGet the Hotline Jerkmug.

The Diddy hotline

Where incompetently stupid teen females go when they have unresolved daddy issues
Is it just me or do you have to be beytarded or incompetently stupid to visit the Diddy hotline, even as female teen w/out a mental health diagnosis
by Sexydimma October 14, 2024
mugGet the The Diddy hotlinemug.

Hotline wizard

The said Master wizard of all things MeFF

MeFF master
That boy is a hotline wizard!
by anonymous April 10, 2024
mugGet the Hotline wizardmug.

The diddy hotline

A specific hotline where women, instead of remaining silent, call and finally understanding the Latin phrase que tacit consentit, stand up to Diddy's misogyny
Have you called the Diddy hotline recently? 🤔
by Sexydimma October 16, 2024
mugGet the The diddy hotlinemug.

The diddy hotline

A hotline Where women can call and talk about their experiences relating to misogyny
Have you called the Diddy hotline before?
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
mugGet the The diddy hotlinemug.

The Diddy hotline exploded

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
mugGet the The Diddy hotline explodedmug.

Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.
We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.
by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016
mugGet the Coconut hotlinemug.

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