Honker 9

When somebody yells honker 9, you have to take off your shirt and drive through a corn field.

Person 1: "Honker 9"
Person 2: (immediately takes off shirt and drives through corn field) "YEEE HAWWW... Honker 9"
Person 1: "yeah its funnier after you drink a few beers, ha ha ha"

by billdance1848 April 30, 2011

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!

by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

choo-choo honker

A physical gag in which one pulls another male's genitalia and exclaims "honk!".

"choo-choo honker "
1. Brian: Dude, lets give carl a wedgie!

Timmy: And to farther humiliate him, lets give him a "choo-choo honker"!

Brian and Timmy:YEAH!

2. Reggie: Did you hear what guy said about you?! You gonna take that?!

Dante: Hell nah! Im about to go over there and give that dude a "choo-choo honker:!

by Joe Bagpipes December 22, 2008

honkershit

A deadbeat hood hobo that brags about his/her money, guns, drug abuse, or large privates. Usually classified as fake niggas, honkershits will fight anyone until they get hurt and automatically assume that excessive profanity solves problems. If you desire to find a honkershit just go to any KFC and shout the words “Free chains, watches, and accessories on supremepatty.com just pull up.”

These honkershits really out here wildin.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018

hookersnickled

bamboozled, flabbergasted, slambunkdified, befuddled, flimflammed, hoodwinked, swindled, caboodled, hornswoggled, basically just downright barnshiveled.

Billy-Bob: Did you see that 77 point comeback last night in the football game?
Jimbo: Hell yea man. I was straight-up hookersnickled

by Rezzidu December 8, 2011

Hunkerson

Adorably handsome and talented actor ( The Hunger Games , Bridge to Terabithia, The Kids Are All Right etc.) Josh Hutcherson or "Hunkerson" as we prefer to call him!

"OMG!!! Look at this AHHH-SO-FRIGGIN'-HOT pic of our precious Hunkerson!!!"

by EmjaLAH! May 11, 2012

Honkertoot

Stonerism for a BIG Honkertooting cannabis bud.

The size of that HONKER!!!!
HONKERTOOT!

Look at the size of that Honkertoot!

by TigerToeTurtle July 4, 2020