Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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Loggin hobbs

1. used to describe a night of getting wrecked or going hard.

2. refers to flight time logged and recorded by a pilot.
Yo, we're gunna logg some mad hobbs this weekend.
by Swollen Psychopath December 31, 2003
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avery hobbs

Avery hobbs is the most amazing human being. plant-lover, boba-lover, fish-lover, artist, funny, gorgeous (though she denies). if you don’t have an avery hobbs in ur life, get on u pathetic worm. never let them go and love them with all your heart because they deserve it. They’ll miraculously be up at 3:30am and will chat w you even though you seem high and keep jumping from topic to topic. yay
“I’m lucky to have Avery Hobbs in my life.”
by violetsukii July 06, 2021
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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 15, 2023
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Reece Hobbs

A very interesting individual who is known as the great glungus. He loves to go out but this is a truly risky life choice, as the worlds most deadly predator lurks nearby. The Satan Magpies! You can find Reece running for his life from the magpie here with Duncan, and they created an alliance to prevent the poor citizens of park hall from being attacked.
“Reece Hobbs, what are you doing? Put your Xbox away and focus on revision!”
“Damn Reece Hobbs is being chased by a herd! Of magpies!”
by Duncan’s revision April 24, 2019
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Emily Hobbs

Complete bastard, 9 times out of 10 has a big cock and enjoys getting government benefits. Quite the Sasquatch and enjoys a good gallivant around in what you would call a basic bitch car.
Her work manager calls Emily Hobbs in for a formal meeting after calling a fag, a fag

She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.
by Fat bitch slut November 23, 2021
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jake hobbs

guy w a big bootyyy
woahhh jake hobbs has a big bunda
by user1643268 July 19, 2022
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