fucking hike

A hike that exceeds 6 miles in length.

Ms. Webster went on a 4 mile damn hike; however, If she hiked two more miles it would be a fucking hike

by Honorespect June 20, 2017

E-Hiking

Like e-dating but hiking with your friends

1: Hey, how about we do an E-hiking roleplay?
2: Sure!

by SovietShibe November 26, 2019

Winged hike

A very bad feeling that almost every guy goes through, when your balls are so sweaty and they stick to your leg and you have to walk around for hours with it

Person 1:why the hell are you waking like that right now
Me: what you’ve never had to take a winged hike

by Npic June 8, 2018

Hike Ride

Going on a bike ride when high, which said high can be any level, from kinda high to stoned or blazed. Originated at IU Bloomington

Nick: Dude, we're stoned. Hike ride?
Rob: Hell yeah, bro!

by millsyman77 September 5, 2012

Extreme Hiking

Extreme Hiking is when you meet some strange guy on the internet and he askes you to go hiking in the woods for the first meet.

I am going extreme hiking alone. Would you like to go extreme hiking with me?

by Get Pecked January 10, 2018

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

hiking drama

Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.

1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.

2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.

Dooode! That Hiking Bunny is causing all kinds of Hiking Drama.

by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018