“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022
A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke
by Terminus February 10, 2023
Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
by Creepox May 20, 2019
Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 30, 2024
1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
by Thomas A. August 05, 2017