“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

Half & Half

Half lemonade and half Iced-tea (Arnold Palmer if you're fancy). More commonly used southern united states and Baltimore.

Let's get some Half & Half from the corner store down the street.

by LiveXP April 22, 2024

half full or half empty

It will always be more than the other.

Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?

by Creepox May 20, 2019

half half whole

A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke

Damn I can't believe you gave Jenny the half half whole

You know it bro

by Terminus February 10, 2023

half and half pass

two handed handie

a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away

by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012

alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

by Thomas A. August 05, 2017