Dementia Groceries

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

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yodeling groceries

throwing up, vomit, tossing cookies, upchucking, ralphing, praying to the porcelain god, lose(one's) lunch puking, chunder, hurl, barfing, blow chunks, eating backwards, spew(chunks), wretch, and 3D burp/belch

Me: Vodka and I used to be best friends...until the incident.
Bartender: (Uninterested Grunt)
Me: Yeah, I thought I could handle 18 gimlets but after 10, I was yodeling groceries.

by azewaldowife March 11, 2008

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Slug in the groceries

Used to describe an undesirable outcome. Also appropriate to describe the act of being struck in the testicles. Analogous with a "kick in the nuts".

Pat: Did you hear about Marc catching the HIV?
Derric: Yea, what a slug in the groceries.

by spieg May 12, 2011

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blowin groceries

Throwing up

I was so sick, i was stuck in the bathroom all day blowin groceries.

by Lowry March 17, 2004

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Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010

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