Gootherus

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”

by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020

gootflat

A friend that is too useful to throw away but to annoying to keep.

Blake is such a gootflat

by goootflat June 20, 2021

Goother

An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.

Give us a look at your goother!!

by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007

Gooter lover

A person who is attracted to ugly women.

Phil sure is a gooter lover .

by JAMES BRADY July 4, 2016

gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

by nb_35 December 14, 2012

goothy

Pronounced 'goo - the'

Worthy of a Google.

Originating from an unknown source, although it is suspected that Cornelius Kirk, a Professor in Literacy and Hieroglyphic's, founded the word in Melbourne, Australia in 2011. The word has been a hit sensation in youth dialect and digital communication.

Hey, your girlfriends name is goothy images with safe search off!

by Jag Towken March 24, 2011

Gooth

One who participates in the act of being thilly.

I'm such a thilly gooth.

by Tyler Stebbins August 4, 2006