Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

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Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.

Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"

by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018

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Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.

“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”

by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023

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Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

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Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

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