Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.

I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.

by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020

gert gerhuner burgers

Huge tastey breasts

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers

by Matt Abe November 25, 2009

Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022

Gert.

Huge dick

Gert. has a huge dick

by DivisionIsCool May 17, 2018

gert

a verb, meaning to scrape/clean a jar or bowl with a rubber spatula or other utensil, to the point that there is nothing observable remaining

If you gert the peanut butter jar you may have enough to make a sandwich.

by Ms.Landry July 6, 2019

Gert Christoffle Vermaak

An amazing person with a great personality, but has a sensitive heart and he easaly gives his heart away and gets hurt, he expects alot of a person and that is their downfall. He tries his best to make people laugh when he himself is badly hurt inside

My name is Gert Christoffle Vermaak.

by BabyDaddy01 November 22, 2021

Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.

Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”

by Derogatory term February 8, 2022